Underthecurrent


Groceries in the Jungle
February 16, 2020, 9:41 am
Filed under: voyageur

I don’t remember exactly why I wanted to go into the jungle but it made sense at the time.  I know that I had some notes made long in advance about how to get to this place but that I wasn’t exactly sure it would be there when I arrived.  I had tried to go to another place but it did take bookings and it was full.

More than an hour truck ride down dirt roads and a long hike up a hill, just when I thought I was maybe in the wrong place after all, I walked down a cleared path and was greeted by a long term guest and de facto receptionist who pointed me to a bunk room and told me that I could pay for whatever I owed in beer and accommodation when I decided to leave, which could be whenever I felt like it.

Power was intermittent and could go out for days.  Showers were always cold, not that it matters in a tropical climate. The neighbors were howler monkeys with big eyes and stern looking lips that would urinate on you if you stood under their tree canopy.  The bar was a stockpile of bottled beer, replenished monthly, and a tiny fridge with a notepad to keep track of personal consumption.  The kitchen was a gas burner and plastic bins to stop the ants and other insects from carrying away everything.

The highlight of any given week was the once or twice that the Food Truck would somehow make it to a nearby road, everyone would jump out of hammocks and off the floors and run to catch it.  If you’ve spent a bit of time in Latin America you may be familiar with the grocery trucks, usually produce related, that loudly announce whatever they might have to sell that day to call potential purchasers.  The truck that, somehow, made it up the road to us sounded like CEBOLLAPOLLOPAPAYA and was a flatbed full of fresh groceries that proved to be more than enough to keep everyone living in the trees able to avoid trips to town.

We spent our days in the ocean and wandering around the paths and dirt roads nearby, nights slowly drinking beer, making elaborate meals out of whatever the food truck had produced that week, playing cards, telling jokes and stories, dodging the occasional scorpion.

Sometimes, someone new would arrive, always looking confused about whether this was the right place after all.

It was always the right place.

A year or so after the trip I found a video of all of us from the jungle on a destroyed cell phone.  We’re drinking a bit, dancing a bit, mugging for the screen, content.  I sent it out to everyone at once and we all talked about a return to that place that will never happen.

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I am aware that by most measures this is done wrong.  This should be a report about amazing sights or the people of the country or something more exciting that the man who sells groceries from his truck.

That this is projecting a Beach-like fantasy of a lost world where foreigners go to be largely unproductive, perhaps avoiding much of what they came to see.

Or perhaps there could be some summation about the simple life and a Thoreau-style rhapsody about the joy of living without what we do not need.  But the truth is we did have intermittent wifi and not that far down the road there was an actual high end retreat, also hidden, that served fancy blended fruit drinks and avocado toast, which hosted famous people and which we made fun of mercilessly though some of us snuck in from time to time for a fancy blended drink.

And there are other aspects of this same leg of travel that are omitted from the narrative.  The week spent in an off-season resort recovering from a sick stomach.  The days in a couple of busy hostels questioning my own mortality and the state of travel in a world where everything is passively connected.  Anyone writing about a trip is always omitting from the narrative, rotating a lens to choose what is seen and how close up.

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This is about some travel two years ago, just before the long haul trip.  I’ve been considering writing a late but sort-of contemporaneous set of entries about the long haul trip, now being an optimal time to start.



Weekdays at Lou’s Soap
February 14, 2020, 4:44 pm
Filed under: unrelated thoughts

Laundromats.  Something about the always-fresh detergent smell along with the steady industrial machine hum, the feeling of doing something productive but having to pause for awhile and do nothing at all.  The stacks of old magazines and religious pamphlets.  Every one a bit the same, light metal under fluorescent beams, with some kind of seating area.

My favorite Nicky Jam video* takes place in a laundromat – Hasta el Amancer – the self deprecating plot line involving a desperate Mr. Jam falling in love in an empty laundromat with a woman that wants nothing to do with him even though he somehow is not only clearly Nicky Jam but also possibly some kind of David Blaine.

Anything can happen in a laundromat.

I knew right away that I liked Lou’s Soap.  The detergent machine is inexpensive and generous, the floors immaculate, and the machines have a pleasingly aggressive spin cycle.  For a few coins, a coffee machine is available and there’s a pleasant courtyard to smoke or read in the sun.  There is a real Lou who mans the shop, dislodging errant coins and making jokes, easy to please as long as you treat his Speed Queens well.

Lou’s Soap seems to attract other laundromat lovers.  We trade stories about Lou and admire the quality of the machines.

The other day I met a retiree who is also an activist and blogger, he lamented that “no one comments anymore” and we talked about regional history, the tenets of Islam, and what he found when he lifted the floorboards of his three hundred year old house.  He introduced me to a designer he had just met and the designer and I talked about the local industry, knowing a few of the same people tangentially, and also about the correct way to wash a duvet inner.  Eventually, some language students came and collectively we assisted them in operating the machines since Lou had stepped out for a minute, making sure they didn’t overload, Lou’s cardinal rule.

Sometimes  I drink the coffee and sit in on the wire furniture in the court yard, reading detective novels.  If things are very quiet, or too busy, there’s always cheap keg beer across the street in the burger shop.

Recently, I called Lou over to help with a machine and he looked at me and smiled under his moustache, “you’ve been in here before, haven’t you?”

We are most likely signing a year long lease soon, the unit will have it’s own new washing machine, and for most purposes there won’t be any particular need to visit Lou and his Speed Queens, not for awhile.

*I was once a captive audience on a minibus for several hours which was somehow fitted with TWO aftermarket large-screen televisions streaming what seemed to be every Nicky Jam video in existence as well as many of his collaborations in full glorious volume.   I feel extremely qualified to name my favorite video at this point.